Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house,
Mom was working her ass off, with no help
from her spouse.
Her daughter was married, so her assistance
was through,
The boys always had something better to do.
Mom shopped for the stuffing, the yams and
the nuts,
Even picked out the turkey and cleaned-out
the guts.
She chopped and she diced for hours in the
kitchen,
She stirred and she whipped and not once
started bitchin.
On Thanksgiving morn it was more of the
same,
Mom set the table, while they drank at the
game.
Back late and trashed, like they were every
year,
The work was all done, so they cracked-open a
beer.
They sat down to dinner and dad gave the
blessing,
While mom smiled to herself, because she had
spit in the dressing.