1) WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, OUR LIVES CONSIST OF A
CONTINUOUS SERIES OF DECISIONS
a) Mama dont let your babies grow-up to be
comics
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close,
said
he couldnt go on the American way.
Closed
the shop, sold the house, bought a ticket to the West Coast,
now he gives them a stand-up routine in LA
Billy Joel
b) Id love to change the world
but Im
rrrrreally busy.
Id love to change the world, but I dont know what
to do
so Ill leave it up to you
Ten
Years After
c) How your decisions affect others: Accidents will
happen
Now I
wasnt looking for heaven or hell
just someone to listen
to stories I tell. Toad The Wet Sprocket
2) THE FIRST STEP IN MAKING GOOD
DECISIONS
IS BACKWARDS
a) Seeing the Big Picture
Its
too late, to fall in love with Sharon Tate,
but its too
soon, to ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb
Jim Carroll
b) Its about time
Ive
been in the right place, but it must have been the wrong time.
Id have said the right
thing, but I must have used the wrong line.
I was on the right
road, but I must have made a wrong turn
Dr. John
c) Bad decision-making: Examples of examples...
They
dont know, what I know
Do you know?
I
dont know
Jimi Hendrix
d) ... and my perspective on perspective
Sometimes I can't
help the feeling that I'm
just living a life of
illusion... Joe Walsh
e) Decisions & Consequences: What goes
around
One
things leads to another
The Fixx
3) EVERYTHING OF VALUE HAS A COST
a) "Gas, grass or ass
no one rides
for free."
You
cant always get what you want,
but if you try
sometimes, you might find, you get what you need
The Rolling Stones
4)
BALANCE and TRADE-OFFS and
BALANCE
a) Progress?: Bill Gates & The Revenge Of The
Nerds
Ball of
confusion, thats what the world is today
A ball of
confusion
The Temptations
b) Whoaaa!
What a rush!
Hurrying to get there
just to save some time
Run, run, run, run, run.
Rushing to the treadmill,
rushing to get home, worrying about the time youll save
Ahhh, commotion
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5) PLUG-IN #1 - ACCUMULATING INFORMATION
a) The Dumpster Theory
Too much information,
running through my brain.
Too much information,
driving me insane
The Police
b) Managing information: You havent got time for the pain
When I was
young it was more important,
Pain more painful, laughter
much louder, yeah, when I was young
Eric Burdon
6) PLUG-IN #2 KNOWLEDGE
& EXPERIENCE
a) The Learning Process: "Humpty Dumpster"
I hid in the clouded
wrath of the crowd, when they said "Sit down,"
I stood up. Oooh,
oooh, growing up
Bruce Springsteen
b) Trial & terror
We wont
get fooled again
The Who
outro
I
really dont mind if you sit this one out
Jethro Tull

Welcome back my
friends, to the show that never ends.
Were so glad you
could attend come inside, come inside
E,L& P
7) "REALITY-SLAP"
a) Its hard to see the truth when your
head is up your ass
I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain
On my head Id
be scratchin, while my thoughts were busy hatchin,
if I only had a
brain
The Scarecrow
b) Escapes from reality: Numbing your dumpster
Woke up this morning with a wine-glass in my hand
Whose wine?
What
wine?
Where the hell did I dine?
Peter
Frampton
e) The only thing worse than aging is not
aging
because that means youre dead
Still
crazy
still crazy
still crazy after all these years. Paul Simon
8) PLUG-IN #3 INDIVIDUAL VALUES
a) Whatever floats your boat
I get no
kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol, it
doesnt move me at all.
So tell me why must it be
true, that I get a kick out of you
Frank Sinatra
b) How Different Perspectives Affect A Decision: ?
vs. ?
Communication
breakdown, its always the same
Having a nervous
breakdown, drives me insane
Led Zeppelin
c) Establishing Priorities: "Save the
animals"
and redeem them for valuable prizes
Theres
battle-lines being drawn.
Nobodys right,
if everybodys wrong
Buffalo
Springfield
9) PLUG-IN #4 FATE,
DESTINY
& OTHER STUFF YOU CAN'T CONTROL
a) Go ahead, spin the Wheel of Misfortune
Nothing
really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
to me
Queen
10) ACCOUNTABILITY
a) Some poor excuses for excuses
I said,
Hey, no more excuses
Ive made them enough to say,
Hey no more excuses,
its time to get tough
Graham Parker & The Rumor
b) Eating humble pie, digesting what I learned
& pooping-out logic
Its
my life and Ill do what I want
Its my life and Ill think what I
want
Show me Im
wrong, hurt me sometime, but someday Ill treat you real fine
The Animals
outro
Dreamer
You know you
are a dreamer
Supertramp
11) DOES LEARNING REALLY HAVE
TO BE SO
DIFFICULT?
a) Yes it does
no pain, no gain
Carry on
my wayward son
theyll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to
rest
dont you cry no more
Kansas
THE END
This is the
end
beautiful friend, the end
This is the end
my
only friend, the end
This is the end
The Doors
Written, directed & performed by
Paul DAngelo
Produced by Jim Roach
Jorge
Garbancito Leidsmar, sound/effects-editor
Paul DAngelo, sound/effects
production
Chris Murphy, sound & light
technician
SPECIAL THANKS:
In my comedy
world, there are five people who I would like to
specifically acknowledge and
sincerely thank:
Steve DAddario, who
had the faith to give me my first chance, sight unseen,
Jack Gateman, who offered me
the opportunity to establish myself,
Mike Clarke, who has always
been fair to me in an often-unfair business,
Essex County D.A. Kevin
Burke, who was extremely understanding,
and Mike Lacey, who treated
me like family where I had none.
Id also like to
express my gratitude to mis hombres:
Bob Ogan, Richard Gallone,
The Cat-Man, George Kelakos, Patty Ross, Johnny Pizzi,
Paul Lang, Kevin Foley, Al
Yebba, Robert Simonelli, Vinny Fuschetti, Randy Chapman,
Dugie Russell,
Dan Turco, Rick DElia, Max Lane and The Prune for making ME laugh.
A special tribute Bob
Cardosi, Muffie & Uncle Dick
I cant forget Paul Murphy
I couldnt have done this without him!
And last, but most of all, I would
like thank my parents, Jack & Fran,
Uncle Vito, my brothers Jay & Chris, and sister Shauna
for being the best family imaginable. |